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Champion
human
29 years old
imperial champion
played by murk
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Post by KILLIAN REYES on Jan 31, 2015 21:43:37 GMT
The pout grew a little, but Killian found that he was having an awfully hard time with keeping his smile from slipping through. What he really wanted to do was laugh, but he refused to allow that while he was being threatened. Figuratively. "You're terrifying, you know that?" Not that terrifying, seeing as how Killian was fairly certain that they were joking around. "Nah. It would look perfectly fine, I'm sure." Big grin on his face, Artemis was going to have to face the fact that Killian was being completely and utterly serious. He could pull off a lime green suit - in fairness, he could pull off anything. Then, he managed to get a tip out of Artemis, though it wasn't exactly a good tip considering his inability to cook. Killian absently fiddled with the tape as he waited for Artemis to respond. "Homemade?" He hoped not, but he had a feeling that he'd end up at least trying for the sake of a beginning friendship. "I could definitely get you some sweets."
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Monster
DRAGON
22 years old
TAILOR / THIEF
played by DARKEE
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turn off the lights, turn off the lights, turn on the charm for me tonight
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Post by ARTEMIS REINHARDT on Jan 31, 2015 21:53:22 GMT
It was with glee that Artemis grinned again, the comment coming across to him as a compliment. "Good to know that I'm still a good actor," Not that he had ever acted - in an actual theatre production that was. When it came to acting innocent whilst on a mission - he did that quite often. "You have absolutely no taste." If Artemis were to see someone wearing that - well, it depended on how well they pulled it off. Artemis however, had greater concerns than the thereotical suit. "And besides, a suit like that would do absolutely nothing for your good looks. It'd make you look like you crawled out of a swamp infected with some weird magical substance." And Artemis was never going to let such a fashion disaster be worn by Killian. The question of homemade came across as unsure. Artemis blinked, glancing at the brunet's face then shrugged. "Either or. I like bakeries. Actually, there's one not too far from here that has some really good cream chocolate eclairs." And now he was craving one. He might have to pop out and buy one after this. "Honestly, I could take actually take sweets as part of the payment."KILLIAN REYESWhat the fuck did you just say about me you fucken cunt? I was a fuckin Legend in Gin Alley… a fookin legend. You know how much they paid me to kill a man in kings landing? seven silvers. they told me a mans name and that man never saw daylight again, none of them cocksuckers got away from me and I made over 2100 confirmed silvers. I’m a top ranger and I’m the fastest dirk north of the wall. You are nothing to me but another cunt. I will fuck you til you’re dead with a force that has never been seen before north of the wall. I haven’t lost a fight since I was nine. maybe its time do ya think? ay? maybe you’re the man? eh? cunt? Think again bastid. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of deserters across the haunted forest and we could piss in any gutter and sow five of you. The piss that wipes out your pathetic cunt lieff. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my dirk. Not only am I trained as the best fighter in the Nights watch, but I was a fucking legend in gin alley, a fucking legend. I would take any knight ANY KNIGHT ANY TIME. fucking cunts in steel plate, fucking cowards. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the iron price, You should shut your fuckin hole. you look like a fucking ballsack, ugly lookin stoopid cunt face… I will piss in your cunt mouth and you will drown in it. You’re fucken dead bastid!
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Champion
human
29 years old
imperial champion
played by murk
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Post by KILLIAN REYES on Jan 31, 2015 22:14:09 GMT
It had been a compliment, considering that Killian wasn't actually afraid of Artemis - but maybe if he wasn't getting fitted for a suit and were instead of the receiving end of Artemis's bow and arrow, he'd be genuinely be scared. "I have perfect taste!" Offended? Maybe a little bit, but he did manage to quiet down when Artemis started talking about his good looks. Killian couldn't keep the smirk from his face, shit eating and soaking up the praise. "Why thank you. I think." He'd assumed at the mention of good looks that Artemis was referring to his. "Then I'm glad I'm apparently in good hands."Bakeries were a godsend to people who couldn't cook, so he didn't even try covering the relief crossing his face. "Then maybe when we're done here, if you're not planning on anything, maybe we can go down to the bakery and pick a few up." Plus, if it were part of the payment, he'd only be paying Artemis.
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Monster
DRAGON
22 years old
TAILOR / THIEF
played by DARKEE
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turn off the lights, turn off the lights, turn on the charm for me tonight
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Post by ARTEMIS REINHARDT on Jan 31, 2015 22:44:56 GMT
What he couldn't resist was a response of, "Thank your parents," to Killian's thanks. Artemis draped the measuring tape over Killian's shoulder again, taking note of another measurement. They were neverending. You'd think I'd be done with talking about measurements but why would I do that? I like to drag things out. So does Artemis. He especially likes to draw out moans. Wait, what? Artemis began wrapping the tape around Killian's bicep, raising an eyebrow and glancing up at his face. "I take it you work out often." And he definitely wasn't complaining. Artemis kept his eyes on Killian's face as he slid a finger between the tape and his arm. "Are you asking me out on a date~?"KILLIAN REYESa world limit??? that means there will be a limit on AUs
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Champion
human
29 years old
imperial champion
played by murk
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Post by KILLIAN REYES on Jan 31, 2015 23:45:00 GMT
"For the amazing genes?" His smirk only grew, as he went back to fiddling with the tape hanging on his shoulder. Somewhere in the back of Killian's mind he wondered why anyone would possibly need this many measurements. He wondered if there was possibly an accident somewhere. Maybe Artemis measured something more than once. Nothing made sense. The world fell apart. Just kidding. For a moment, Killian was tempted to just shrug. Because that was a perfectly normal response. "Part of the job, unfortunately." He wasn't a fan of working out, believe it or not, but it kind of happened when you had to work with two swords for the majority of the job. His smirk dropped slightly when Artemis seemed to ask about the date. "Depends on whether you'd say yes or not."
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Monster
DRAGON
22 years old
TAILOR / THIEF
played by DARKEE
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turn off the lights, turn off the lights, turn on the charm for me tonight
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Post by ARTEMIS REINHARDT on Feb 1, 2015 0:01:33 GMT
"What else?" There wasn't much Artemis could thank his mother for, considering that he didn't know her, but probably the only one he could thank his father for was his good looks. Maybe for teaching him the skills he needed to survive as well. To make a suit that was perfectly tailored to someone, the tailor needed all the possible measurements in order to make the suit fit correctly on its wearer-to-be. If it had the wrong fittings, then it would look kind of, well, shit. That's why you had to be precise with the measurements. "What is your job? Soldier?" He wouldn't be surprised. Where Killian's smirk dropped, Artemis's grin widened. "Considering that a date was the other thing I was going to ask for in payment," Artemis moved the measure down to Killian's wrist, "I'm inclined to say yes."
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Champion
human
29 years old
imperial champion
played by murk
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Post by KILLIAN REYES on Feb 1, 2015 0:40:34 GMT
To make the suit fit absolutely perfectly would also be the reason why Artemis was going to end up heading to his manor, to make sure the suit fit properly. "More or less. Imperial soldier, if you want to be technical." And with that job, he had no choice but to work out consistently, because falling out of shape was no longer an option. "So you're saying I guessed it?" Obviously, but further admittance of it would have been nice. He was yearning for it, actually. "So is that a yes? Or just inclined?" He held his wrist out to Artemis, making measurements easier. "Because if you do say yes, I'll buy you all the chocolate eclairs you want."
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Monster
DRAGON
22 years old
TAILOR / THIEF
played by DARKEE
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turn off the lights, turn off the lights, turn on the charm for me tonight
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Post by ARTEMIS REINHARDT on Feb 1, 2015 0:47:24 GMT
Upon hearing the job that Killian worked as, the red-head made a face. He expected it, really, but it still caused Artemis to feel a fair amount of displeasure. "Ew," he made sure to put emphasis on that one sound. There was a moment where Artemis had a temptation to say, just kidding you're wrong, but he decided against such a joke. "You got it." Wrist and bicep measurements done, Artemis went to write them down, but he paused halfway through writing to look at Killian. "Okay, you've really tempted me. I have to say yes now."
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Champion
human
29 years old
imperial champion
played by murk
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Post by KILLIAN REYES on Feb 1, 2015 1:13:42 GMT
"I feel the same way."If Artemis had said that, he'd have gotten the 'kicked puppy' response from Killian. Because he'd feel like a kicked puppy, and probably look like one. The grin on his face grew that much more upon hearing what Artemis said. "Good. I'm glad to see my bribery won you over."After a moment of pause, he waited for Artemis to finish writing. "Just have to finish these measurements first."
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Monster
DRAGON
22 years old
TAILOR / THIEF
played by DARKEE
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turn off the lights, turn off the lights, turn on the charm for me tonight
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Post by ARTEMIS REINHARDT on Feb 1, 2015 1:33:36 GMT
The kicked puppy expression was something Artemis always fell for. His daughter knew that, and when she wanted something he always gave in - those damn puppy dog eyes were just too cute, especially on a five year old. "Well, there's only a few more to do. Specifically, thigh width, trouser length, crotch, inseam - which you'll need to take your shoes off for - and knee." He paused, scanning his list of measurements to see if he had missed any. "And that's about it, I believe."
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Champion
human
29 years old
imperial champion
played by murk
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Post by KILLIAN REYES on Feb 1, 2015 1:56:40 GMT
Killian paused for a moment as he pursed his lips, crossing his arms over his chest as he pouted. "That's going to take forever." Probably not more than half an hour, in all honesty. "Unless you think you can speed it up somehow?" A small, hopeful smile. Maybe he could get Artemis to do what he wanted.
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Monster
DRAGON
22 years old
TAILOR / THIEF
played by DARKEE
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turn off the lights, turn off the lights, turn on the charm for me tonight
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Post by ARTEMIS REINHARDT on Feb 1, 2015 2:08:54 GMT
Artemis raised an eyebrow at Killian when he crossed his arms. "It won't. I work quick." Other tailors took longer, as far as he was aware. So as to not waste time, Artemis resumed taking measurements, starting with Killian's thigh and intending to go down to the knee after. "Unfortunately, I don't have superspeed." Though, it would be nice to have it. Among super abilities, superspeed, even teleportation, was on his list of what he wanted. If he were to ever get to pick a superpower, that was.
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Champion
human
29 years old
imperial champion
played by murk
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Post by KILLIAN REYES on Feb 1, 2015 2:25:38 GMT
"Do you?" The questioning tone in his voice was a challenge, one that he hoped that Artemis would take up. Other tailors took a dreadfully long time, and to be honest, it more bored Killian than anything. "If you can finish this up quickly, I could make you my new tailor." A permanent fixture, and probably more skilled than the other tailors around where he lived. "I could excuse your lack of it." The grin on his face said he was joking.
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Monster
DRAGON
22 years old
TAILOR / THIEF
played by DARKEE
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turn off the lights, turn off the lights, turn on the charm for me tonight
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Post by ARTEMIS REINHARDT on Feb 1, 2015 2:57:49 GMT
"Yes, I do." Killian would have evidence of that soon enough, when he got the suit delivered to his door. Artemis had full intentions on working on it non-stop, or, well, as much as he could. Artemis quirked an eyebrow up at the hypothetical. "To be honest, you'll probably make me your new tailor anyway." Since they were going to be going on a date, despite them as having just met and it as having come about suddenly.
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Champion
human
29 years old
imperial champion
played by murk
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Post by KILLIAN REYES on Feb 2, 2015 19:57:00 GMT
He couldn't help but roll his eyes at what Artemis said, sounding awfully full of himself, though he couldn't say that he was surprised. "How are you so certain about that?" To be fair, the date thing was apparently going to pop up either way, though in Artemis's case it probably would have been more subtle. "If my father disapproves of your handiwork, he might forbid me from coming back here." Then again, it was going to be a long, cold day in Hell before that happened.
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