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Witch
HUMAN
17 years old
CLINICIAN
played by JIN
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what do you do with a b.a. in english?
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Post by LARSA KARIMI on Feb 4, 2015 2:58:38 GMT
Hey Sis, how are things? I just wanted to say hi. How are you doing? I hope you're doing better than me... Did I tell you that I keep finding half-dead people? I'm 70 90% sure that someone's laid a curse on me. How do I break it? I don't want to keep finding people like this! This is too much responsibility for me... Please respond soon. I'm scared. - Your favorite brother, Larsa ALYA KARIMI
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Civilian
HUMAN
22 years old
SCIENTIST
played by REDOX
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And they all said I was mislead But now the odds all stand beneath me
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Post by ALYA KARIMI on Feb 4, 2015 3:12:35 GMT
the letter is slightly smudged from dried raindrops. a corner of the paper is burnt away. one can only imagine what it went to arrive in irkalla. Ha ha silly Larsa, I'm a rational scientific mind who doesn't believe in curses. JUST KIDDING, whose neck do I have to break, kiddo??? I probably won't be back for another few days or so, but that's why I gotta plan in advance!! LARSA KARIMI
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Witch
HUMAN
17 years old
CLINICIAN
played by JIN
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what do you do with a b.a. in english?
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Post by LARSA KARIMI on Feb 4, 2015 3:17:59 GMT
I don't know! I'd tell you if I knew. Oh, but there was this one guy who came back. I accidentally busted his watch... Maybe he hired a witch to lay a curse on me in revenge. I don't know about the witch, but the guy was kind of grumpy and had long hair. It was silver? White? One of those. Maybe he was older than I thought... Hey, do you think I could learn to break curses? I mean that would be cleaner than breaking necks, right? Be careful with work too... What happened to your letter? Why is the corner burnt? - Come back in one piece, Larsa ALYA KARIMI
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Civilian
HUMAN
22 years old
SCIENTIST
played by REDOX
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And they all said I was mislead But now the odds all stand beneath me
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Post by ALYA KARIMI on Feb 4, 2015 3:23:20 GMT
Old people can't be trusted, Larsa. I thought that I taught you better than that!! When you get old and crusty that's when you start to think that everything's out to get you, even if it's just some kid trying to fix a watch. Must be all the prune juice. I wouldn't really be breaking anyone's neck, but you should learn cursebreaking if you want!! Don't let the people from the village get you down. Oh, a horde of salamanders set me on fire but I'm fine now. LARSA KARIMI
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Witch
HUMAN
17 years old
CLINICIAN
played by JIN
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what do you do with a b.a. in english?
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Post by LARSA KARIMI on Feb 4, 2015 3:29:40 GMT
He didn't look that old though... I don't think I saw any wrinkles. Just a lot of gray hair. Maybe I will give him prune juice the next time I see him. Maybe he'll ask the witch that cursed me to breka it too? True, true... I should find someone to teach me. I don't think I've bumped into too many witches lately. I'm sure they're out there somewhere though! Do you think one will help me if I put a "help wanted" sign in the window of my clinic? On fire? Those salamanders are no match for you! Show them who's boss! But don't... bring any parts of them home... not like the last time... ALYA KARIMI
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Civilian
HUMAN
22 years old
SCIENTIST
played by REDOX
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And they all said I was mislead But now the odds all stand beneath me
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Post by ALYA KARIMI on Feb 4, 2015 3:43:19 GMT
You should ask a friend if they know anyone!! The last time I put up an advertisement for a lab assistant - well. I don't think most of them were interested in helping me sort petri dishes... THAT TIME WAS AN ACCIDENT. SORT OF. LARSA KARIMI
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Witch
HUMAN
17 years old
CLINICIAN
played by JIN
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what do you do with a b.a. in english?
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Post by LARSA KARIMI on Feb 4, 2015 4:03:17 GMT
Yeah but petri dishes are different... You never know what might be in them... What if it's something that can kill you? That'd be kind of scary, not being able to see it but it can infect you with something, maybe. Or eat you? Can tiny things digest things that much bigger than them? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ACCIDENT? That was no accident! You brought the entire thing home! ALYA KARIMI
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Civilian
HUMAN
22 years old
SCIENTIST
played by REDOX
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And they all said I was mislead But now the odds all stand beneath me
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Post by ALYA KARIMI on Feb 4, 2015 4:25:19 GMT
STOP ASKING ME COMPLICATED THINGS, YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!! I didn't mean for half the barn to burn down!! Besides, you're the one who turned it twenty feet long!! LARSA KARIMI
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Witch
HUMAN
17 years old
CLINICIAN
played by JIN
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what do you do with a b.a. in english?
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Post by LARSA KARIMI on Feb 4, 2015 4:41:23 GMT
But I'm your brother! I should be able to know! You can tell me things! I didn't do that! You shouldn't have brought it home in the first place! ALYA KARIMI
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Civilian
HUMAN
22 years old
SCIENTIST
played by REDOX
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And they all said I was mislead But now the odds all stand beneath me
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Post by ALYA KARIMI on Feb 4, 2015 4:48:07 GMT
[ Alya paid to have a pound of salamander feces delivered to Larsa's doorstep ] LARSA KARIMI
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Witch
HUMAN
17 years old
CLINICIAN
played by JIN
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what do you do with a b.a. in english?
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Post by LARSA KARIMI on Feb 4, 2015 4:51:32 GMT
1. Where did you find that much salamander crap? 2. How much did you pay the delivery to send that to me? 3. Thanks! Now the clinic smells like salamander crap and no one wants to visit! 4. No one visits now and probably won't until I finish airing it all out... I'm bored, Alya... ALYA KARIMI
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Civilian
HUMAN
22 years old
SCIENTIST
played by REDOX
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And they all said I was mislead But now the odds all stand beneath me
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Post by ALYA KARIMI on Feb 4, 2015 4:55:41 GMT
1. I know people. 2. Do you have any idea how many bored teenagers would do that to you for free??? Okay I paid them in beers, no big deal. 3. Did you leave it out in the rain? That's the only reason that I can think of because I really didn't mean to stink up your clinic... TOO BAD LITTLE BRO 4. I'll be back soonish. Just gotta pray that the Sharan guards don't try to check my passport too often...like fucking fuck, you'd think I murdered the emperor or something. LARSA KARIMI
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Witch
HUMAN
17 years old
CLINICIAN
played by JIN
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what do you do with a b.a. in english?
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Post by LARSA KARIMI on Feb 4, 2015 5:02:46 GMT
1. What kind of people do you hang out with... 2. For free? Man it's so gross though... Not worth free beers... 3. Well, I didn't mean to leave it out in the rain! It happened to rain the night it was delivered! This is gross now I'm never going to find someone to break my curse... 4. Okay, okay. I hope they don't check it too often then. Hey, maybe you should get a fake Sharan passport! I think that would work, right? I don't actually think you did, but because it's you... you didn't actually murder the emperor right... ALYA KARIMI
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Civilian
HUMAN
22 years old
SCIENTIST
played by REDOX
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And they all said I was mislead But now the odds all stand beneath me
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Post by ALYA KARIMI on Feb 4, 2015 5:07:44 GMT
If your clinic smells like salamander crap, then doesn't that mean that half-dead people will stop visiting? PROBLEM SOLVED. Pffft I'm pretty sure soldiers would probably arrest you if you tried to fake a passport. In which case it might be easier to just sneak across the border? The empire is mobilizing for war, so security's been a little more lax on this side of the continent...be careful, okay? Have you SEEN me? I'm pretty sure that if I ever stepped foot in the capital they'd take one look at my shoes and shoot me on sight probably. Besides, I -- look, the old days are behind me, okay? I'm a real adult now. LARSA KARIMI
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Witch
HUMAN
17 years old
CLINICIAN
played by JIN
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what do you do with a b.a. in english?
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Post by LARSA KARIMI on Feb 4, 2015 5:13:03 GMT
Yeah true... I didn't want it solved like this though! There were probably better ways of getting rid of them... But you're right, there haven't been any half-dead people dragging themselves in, and I haven't come across any either. Maybe the salamander feces really did break my curse, huh. I guess they would. They'd be pretty bad soldiers if they didn't, right? I'll be careful, don't worry. I don't really leave the area ever. If anything, I should be telling you to be careful! So I'm going to tell you that, okay? You be careful too... I know you're an adult, but I'm allowed to worry! Promise you'll come back soon? ALYA KARIMI
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